I am always willing to be punched in the face if it will entertain apiphile, who, you may recall, is to blame for everything I do lately. She emailed about a possible fanfic drinking game devised by retrosoup, I replied with some ideas of my own, and then she said post it, so I said okay! I have a making friends tag for a reason, people ( Read more... )

Okay, so I am doing nothing good with my life, for serious. Also, it turns out I'm a total emotional retard and probably shouldn't be obsessing about things that happened for, like, five minutes.

Y HALO THAR HONESTY.

Anyway. I have a box of cards (excitingly, I have not looked at these cards in ages so I have no idea what they look like) ( Read more... )

...but you're all going to have to wait to find out how I'm not a nationalist, I'm an elitist.

In the meantime, someday I will get off the alt-country/country kick I am now on. In fact, let's mix things up right now.

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I was a desert in love with extremes. / You married well, a gentlewoman of means who / kept the word "Destroyer" ( Read more... )

Okay, seriously. The internet does not mean that you should just be fucking stupid. I realise that I am a member in good standing of mock_the_stupid and I realise that I like mocking stupid people. Combine that with the internet and that is two great tastes that taste great together ( Read more... )

Things I have thought today that require expansion ( Read more... )

Everyone's died ( Read more... )